i. ii. iii. iv. v.

unfollowfriday:

if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

(via tattoosfade)

9 . 21

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via leafla)

9 . 21

gargoyleweapon:

aliens are real they’re just staying in their lane

(via loserplantgirl)

9 . 21

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

onemultiplefandom:

snowprincess-artist:

ask-the-dragon-child:

I MEAN…

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Who image

Doesnt

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like dragons?

They can be loyal

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or they can be firce

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How can you not love dragons?

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They are like huge cats

DRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONS

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(via the-dreamy-boy)

9 . 21

fohk:

fohk:

im an asshole in the morning before i have coffee

ive had my coffee. im still an asshole

(via the-dreamy-boy)

9 . 21

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(via dextro-kitten)

9 . 20

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via the-fake-truth)

9 . 17

the-cosmic-giggle:

Sex, Pot And Acid